AULD LANG SYNE

   

 The New Year has come again, much too fast, I fear…And I rifle through my mental card file of holidays past, then find one from the 1950s, back to our tiny, homemade home in South Millville.  Mom's out for a festive evening at the White Sparrow in Vineland that boasted of its warm fireside atmosphere…Pop was at the Eagles Lodge playing cards, and that left Nanny, me, and the TV.  
In 1953, we had a new giant box of a TV that my mom bought.  As a matter of fact, I remember the first thing we saw after Mr. Brown, the one and only TV repairman in town, delivered it and hooked it up to a new device on our rooftop – a TennaRotor. This small motor turned the antenna for optimal reception.  The Nanny worked it a lot, but never seemed to get it down pat - even though George guaranteed that it was easy to get a bead on all four channels we could receive in those days, without the 4,999 choices.
        Our first program that October evening, as the picture slowly filled the screen from a small dot in the middle of the massive (to us) 21-inch Motorola screen that replaced our first 10-inch Admiral, was a newsreel film of the Coronation of Queen Elizabeth II, which had been flown to the CBS network via a military fighter jet which refueled twice over the Atlantic.  This was a first for television news.  It took five hours to cross the Atlantic, which is now delivered in HDTV via the speed of light

    The year had run its course, and the Queen was well established on her throne.  Nanny and I were waiting for our annual viewing of Guy Lombardo and his Canadians' New Year's traditional live broadcast, which started in the golden days of radio, directly from the Waldorf Astoria Ballroom in New York City.  As we waited, we had our traditional TV-watching snacks – Nanny cut a wedge of very sharp cheese into small squares, and we munched on them with Saltines.  The cheese was so strong it made my eyes water!  Next round – as I kept an eye on the clock – two hours to go to midnight - was homemade chocolate chips and eggnog!  Nanny made me promise that I would not tell Mom that she gave me (just this once) her concoction, which she had spiked with a hefty dose of Four Roses.  "Don't get pie-eyed like your Pop Pop," she warned.  I was on my way that night,  at ten years old, toasting many futures' New Year's to come.
    11 O'clock came fast as we finished our next snack – Mom's famous Apple-less Apple Sauce cake, which had ten thousand raisins in it instead of sliced Mackintoshes.  A secret recipe that only those moms who read the Ladies' Home Journal would know.  I loved that cake, and it was a tradition to have a huge slice every year until my mother stopped baking and bringing a large cake to me.  It was a great, dark brown, spicy concoction - one that only Mom seemed to make correctly. Many others tried but failed to make one as good as she did.  Mom credited her success to the white, well-used, and chipped enameled pan that had been handed down to her from her grandmother.  
    The clock was ticking down as Guy's guys played his famous rendition of Pennsylvania Polka – Nanny. I sang along, and we were both in good voice tonight.  During a commercial, I rushed to find the hats and horns I had saved for years, only to discover them in the far reaches of my bedroom closet/toy depository/hiding spot.  The Nanny put on a cardboard tiara, and I wore a pointed clown beanie.  This year, I chose a horn that rolled out a foot-long tube of paper and made a blatting sound when it was fully unfurled.  Nanny always took the metal box-like one with the little handle that made a song like a dying moose.  The confetti started to fall in our TV ballroom – Guy proclaimed,  "Haaapppppy Newwwww Year everyone", and with a downbeat of a foot baton, the orchestra struck up their trademark low and moaning sound playing the yearly song that nobody really knows all of the words or what it has to do with a new set of days.  We made noise, and I hooted a couple times out the kitchen door.  The Nanny turned off the TV, and the picture collapsed to a dot as the big tube cooled down.  She kissed me on the cheek and said, "Happy New Year. OK, time for bed."  And that ended my 10th year's celebration of our world travelling around the sun and back again. 
I have celebrated many more revolutions – over 81; some sober and alone; others loaded to the gills and celebrated in very tipsy crowds after a gourmet meal.  I even spent one on New York City's famed Broadway and saw the great ball come down high above over two million revelers. (After dodging a flying beer bottle!)  

    But honestly, those fleeting eves in our tiny home with Nanny remain the sweetest – for when we are young, we look forward with excitement and anticipation to another year to come.  But as we grow old,  there comes a time when we surely regret another old year passing as we try to sing... Guy's song once again.
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